BAHAHA. Victory is Mine!

I’m smiling from ear to ear right now. This isn’t uncommon for a sports fan, but my situation is a little different. I’m not celebrating because my team won. I’m celebrating because the freaking Los Angeles Lakers LOST.

This is a team that I hate more than almost any other (the New England Patriots and Cleveland Browns are right there). Watching Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal lose in the NBA Finals brings me more joy than I could possibly express with words. Down with Kobe Bryant! Down with Shaquille O’Neal! Blow up that team in the off-season Jerry Buss! I hope Kobe goes to a team like the Clippers and toils in obscurity for the rest of his career. Woot!

In closing, I’d just like to thank the Detroit Pistons. I don’t cheer for you and I don’t even really like you… but you beat the Lakers and that makes Jimmy very happy.

I’ll be back tomorrow with another post for the three people who actually look forward to reading my words (Alicia and her cousins Lisa and Jen). It’ll be about my search for a puppy!